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“Oh” said the cute girl with a wave of her hand, “I really don’t think my boa constrictor would care about what color it is!” Call for backupA police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He answered, 'Call for backup.' CaterpillarsJohnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?įather: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! “Do you have any specific color in mind? We’ve got some adorable white Bunnies down this isle.” The lady exclaimed. “I’m interested in buying a rabbit.” “Oh sure we’ve got lots of rabbits” gushed the motherly sales representative. A cute girl peaks over the counter and politely asks the sales representative. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." Boa ConstrictorI was in a pet store picking up some pet food for my dog when I overheard the following conversation. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved." BeansA teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, "I'm here, Mom, but he won't let me go home!" Back to schoolLittle Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.Īt 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.

"Well, then," said George, "can his football come out to play?" Baby sittingA young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "can Albert come out to play?" After basic questions, the school administrator asks, “Can you tell me why you both want to learn Chinese?” “Well”, replied the mother, “We just adopted a little girl who is Chinese and when she grows up, we want to be able to speak to her in Chinese.” Asking to PlayGeorge knocked on the door of his friend's house. They get an interview with a member of the school staff. These are jokes about mothers.Īdopting a Chinese babyAn American couple adopt a Chinese baby. But it's also a time for some clean humor. Mother's Day is a time to show our respect and gratitude to our mothers.